This Hydration Smoochum hunt is going so well that I found a shiny Vanillite before a good Smoochum.
pokeddexy day 6: favorite fighting type
NO CONTEST it’s scrafty because hes so Hood
i didnt like fighting types at all until i saw these guys
When Jerry forgets all his punchlines during a show, his audience thinks he’s merely asking them questions point blank. “What’s the deal with airplane food?” he asks, trailing off into silence as he tries to remember what to say next. A woman from the front row calls out, “it’s hard to cook a decent meal at 50,000 feet.” He shakes his head and moves along to the next attempt at a joke. “You know those little shampoos they give you at hotels?” In the ensuing silence, a few audience members shout “yes.”
George overhears his boss and his coworker in a supply closet making what sound like sex noises. He plans to blackmail them, and starts leaving them anonymous notes threatening to expose their secret. When they finally agree to meet with him to discuss his demands, he learns that they weren’t actually having sex, but were rather very much enjoying eating a human brain they had purchased from a shady mortician. Intrigued, he offers to stop trying to blackmail them if they let him have a bite.
Elaine is unnerved when Peterman begins following her throughout the office, staring expressionlessly and wordlessly at her. Wherever she goes, she spots him through a doorway or down a hallway watching her. Eventually, he starts following her around outside the office. When she finally catches him in a tree outside her window one night, she opens the window and confronts him. “Why are you following me?” she yells. “I win!” he shouts triumphantly, scurrying down the tree and running off into the night.
Kramer sits down at a bar and starts munching on the free pretzels. After a while, his tongue begins to dry out. When the irritated bartender finally demands that he order a drink or leave, Kramer’s mouth is so severely desiccated that it’s just a wilted pucker below his nose. “Vvveeevv preffflll rrr mmka mm frrrffty,” he moans miserably. Beside him, Stanley Kubrick shakes his head, gets up, and leaves.
A Doctor Who fan and his nephew who spotted Matt Smith on the street
Tomb of the Cybermen
The Second Doctor didn’t often slap someone down, but boy, when he did, he took no prisoners.
Jon Pertwee making the best faces ever (from here)
I suggest we all set these as our Icons immediately
Did I just reference ‘Colin Baker’ as a gender
I proclaim my gender as Colin Baker
My sexuality is Colin Baker
Gender pronouns are Colin Baker
Everything is Colin Baker
You are Colin Baker
I am Colin Baker
We are all Colin Baker
Humanity has seen the light